Smart Kid

A female teacher,was having a
problem with a boy in her class of
3rd grade.
The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th
grade,Ï'm smarter than mysis &
she's in the 4th grade'.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard
enough of his complains &took the
boy 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything2 the
Principal who decided 2 test the boy
with some questions that a 4th
grade should know.
Principal: What's 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy many
ques $ the boy got them right.
The Principal then asked M'am 2
send the boy 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more
questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am: What does a cow have 4
of,that Ï've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants that u
have but I dont have?
Boy: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C& ends
with T, is hairy, oval, delicious &
contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard& pink
then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes openreally
wide,but b4 he could stop the
answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U
tie me down 2 get me up, Iget wet
b4 u do. What am I?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle
with me when u're bored. The best
man always has me 1stn what am
I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
M'am: I come in many sizes. When
Ï'm not well, I drip. When ublow
me,u feel good?
Boy: Nose
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. Mytip
penetrates,I come with a quiver
Boy:Arrow
M'am: What starts wit 'F'& ends
with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2
use ur hand?
Boy:Fork
M'am: Whats it that all menhave,it's
longer in some men than others,the
Pope doesn't use his & a man gives
it 2 his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
M'am: What part of the man has no
bone,but has muscles witha lot of
veins like pumpin & is responsible 4
making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of
relief & told the teacher:-'Send the
boy 2 University, I got thelast 10
questions wrong myself!.
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Amazing touch

people come and people go, but some of them won't leave until they stick their magnificent touch into our hearts, turning life upside down, pushing us closer to the world of meanings, and making lovely sense out of a meaningless life.
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The Voice of a Soul

Peace comes from a willingness to open your heart and mind that we are all created equal. We are all in this fight together. One world united by the cause "let's live together, share our knowledge, learn from our differences but respect each other no matter what!!"

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The Voice of a Soul

Everyone is a genius, But it you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. ~ Albert Einstein
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The Voice of a Soul

I know that I am in all the people surrounding me, and that they are in me. Together we write the Book of Life, our every encounter determined by fate and our hands joined in the belief that we can make a difference in this world. Everyone contributes a word, a sentence, an image, but in the end, it all makes sense: the happiness of one becomes the joy of all.

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We are here to inspire

We are here to inspire wrote:

It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth and we have no way of knowing when our time is up,
that we begin to live each day as if it was the only one we have.

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Aura of the soul.

❝At some point you will realize that you have done too much for someone, that the only next possible step to do is to stop. Leave them alone. Walk away. It's not like you're giving up, and shouldn't try. It's just that you have to draw the line of determination from desperation. What is truly yours would eventually be yours, and what is not, no matter how hard you try, will never be.❞
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