Hidden Feelings

SOME SHORT FUNNY JOKES
Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees.
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Wife: The doctor has come to see you.
Husband: Tell him that I am not feeling well and won't be able to see anyone.
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Patient to his friend: The nurse in this hospital is really wonderful. She touched me and my fever got cured immediately.
Friend: Yeah, I could hear her touch your cheek in the next room.
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My wife complained the other day that our kitchen clock almost killed her mother.
It fell seconds after where she had been sitting. That darned clock always was slow.
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An elderly married couple were walking in the park the other day and noticed a young man and woman sitting on a
bench, kissing passionately.
The wife asked, "Why don't you do like that man?"
The husband replied, "I don't even know that woman!"
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Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in.
Husband: The doctor has ordered me to wear my specs whenever I get an headache.
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Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they are now eating the food I made
last night.
Husband: Oh! Let's better call the ambulance then.
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