Smart Kid

A female teacher,was having a
problem with a boy in her class of
3rd grade.
The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th
grade,Ï'm smarter than mysis &
she's in the 4th grade'.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard
enough of his complains &took the
boy 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything2 the
Principal who decided 2 test the boy
with some questions that a 4th
grade should know.
Principal: What's 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy many
ques $ the boy got them right.
The Principal then asked M'am 2
send the boy 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more
questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am: What does a cow have 4
of,that Ï've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants that u
have but I dont have?
Boy: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C& ends
with T, is hairy, oval, delicious &
contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard& pink
then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes openreally
wide,but b4 he could stop the
answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U
tie me down 2 get me up, Iget wet
b4 u do. What am I?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle
with me when u're bored. The best
man always has me 1stn what am
I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
M'am: I come in many sizes. When
Ï'm not well, I drip. When ublow
me,u feel good?
Boy: Nose
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. Mytip
penetrates,I come with a quiver
Boy:Arrow
M'am: What starts wit 'F'& ends
with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2
use ur hand?
Boy:Fork
M'am: Whats it that all menhave,it's
longer in some men than others,the
Pope doesn't use his & a man gives
it 2 his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
M'am: What part of the man has no
bone,but has muscles witha lot of
veins like pumpin & is responsible 4
making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of
relief & told the teacher:-'Send the
boy 2 University, I got thelast 10
questions wrong myself!.
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